I'ts miidddniighhttt.
I've always wanted to make a personal ad for the hell of it. Unfortunately I don't know what I'd have to say.
Like...really. Like: "OH-MAI-GAWD, LYKE, FO REAL."
Ha.
But personal ads aren't that interesting unless you reveal really embarrassing dorky stuff. So mine was going to be dorky! And at first I thought about writing something like this:

"I'm a teenager looking for a soul-art-buddy with moderate drawing skills, likes using different mediums, has interests in fan art, Inuyasha, Harry Potter, anything Disney, FMA, The Beatles, Kiki's Delivery Service, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, Pirates of the Carribean, Political sciences, psychology, human services, exploring the christian religion through a historical background, history, contemporary issues, and likes watching Natgeo, Discovery Channel, History channel, Animal Planet, likes musicals, and likes to write, make homemade movies [shoot, direct, edit], isn't afraid to take me to my first Comic-Con [I'm a closet nerd trying to get out. I need help!]. Will pay you with nothing but friendship, which shall grow to be priceless."

and then I thought something along the lines of:
"Forget it, I'll just go to my first Comic-Con alone and hunt you down there..."
ANNNDDD THEEENNN. I realized that it was midnight and that I shouldn't have eaten all that goddamn candyyy.
kids. don't eat four candy canes and expect no effect.
and don't drink budlight. it's frikkin gross.